2014. május 26., hétfő

Go on YouTube.
Choose a Mr Bean video.
Find a 2-minute part.
Write about

  • what happens,
  • what's on people's minds.

2014. április 20., vasárnap

2014. március 17., hétfő




Once upon a time there was a wicked queen who was a beauty freak.
She had a stepdaughter and a new magic phone. She asked her magic phone about who was the most beautiful woman. It was always her, but when the girl grew up, she was more beautiful. The queen got crazy and ordered the hunter to kill the girl in the forest and take a photo of the girl's heart cut out with his phone because the queen wanted to post it on facebook. He killed a deer and put a photo on facebook instead and let the girl go.
The girl saw a house and went inside. Nobody was there, just seven chairs around the table, seven plates, seven beds. She had dinner and went to bed.
The owners of the house came home from their workplace, the office.
They were surprised.
When they heard the story of the girl they asked them to move in with them.
During the day the dwarves worked in the office and the girl kept the house clean. One day the queen asked the phone app again, it told her that the girl was more beautiful than her. She knew she was not dead.
So she put on a disguise and went to the dwarves' house and sold the girl all sorts of poisonous stuff. She wanted to kill her.
One day she gave the girl an apple and she ate it and died.
The dwarves were sad and put her in a glass coffin, and left it outside the house.
And there came a rich man. He saw the dead girl and asked the little dwarves to give him the girl because he wanted to give her to his kid as a birthday present.
As his servants were carrying it home, one of them stumbled and made the girl spit out the apple and then she came back to life.
The rich man was very happy because he gave his kid a real doll.

2014. március 10., hétfő





http://www.buzzfeed.com/anitabadejo/hungarian-foods-the-world-should-know











Beat three:)<3 eggs, add a pinch of salt and pour the mixture in a hot pan, fry it.


Open three eggs<3, put them in a hot pan:3, some minutes later eat the eggs.

2014. február 17., hétfő


It was Friday afternoon. When Bruno finished work he was going home by car. He had a big white Peugeot. He opened the car with the keys but he dropped them. The keys landed about two meters from his feet. He reached down for the keys but he tripped over the stairs. The keys bedded in  his face. He felt death approaching. He was very disappointed. He knew his life wouldn't last forever. He died.
When on Monday morning the blond girl, Lel, who worked in the office with Bruno arrived, she saw Bruno was dead. She didn't  feel anything special. She was too stupid. She called a dentist. But the dentist didn't understand why Lel called him. He laughed and he called a doctor.
Bruno's children and his wife are very sad.

















2014. január 20., hétfő

Pointed teeth, receding chin LOL

We've got the mp3 s for the boooook!!!!

We discussed the week (which was good) and the weekend (which was boring).

Then you described three elderly people from the video and I drew them:




You did a listening task:
copied the sentences that people said from under the video
watched the video and ticked the sentences you heard.

After that, you studied the vocabulary of how to describe someone.

Finally, I asked you the questions that the elderly people were asked in the video, wrote your answers. The rest of the questions I'll ask you next time.

What were those videos trying to do?
The maker is bored, doenósn't like cooking, he loves eggs and he's crazy. It's just fun.
Did they do a good job teaching you how to cook?
No.
What was something that in each one of these videos kept happening?
Eggs are smashed.
Why do you think there's always an egg?
Because they are fragile. It's a good feeling to smash them.

Please learn these:

2014. január 13., hétfő



Homework:
Watch the video and notice who said these:

How did you know I was hungry?
That's something my husband would do.
That's reasonable so far.
You're not going to my kitchen.
These are all brown eggs, organic eggs!
Delicious chocolate milk shake.
That was great!
What a stupid question?
Maybe that's form our cartoon heritage.
An attention getter?
Some people will watch anything.
Doesn't have a story.
I will smash it.
I'm so disappointed.





What were those videos trying to do?
The maker is bored, doenósn't like cooking, he loves eggs and he's crazy. It's just fun.
Did they do a good job teaching you how to cook?
No.
What was something that in each one of these videos kept happening?
Eggs are smashed.
Why do you think there's always an egg?
Because they are fragile. It's a good feeling to smash them.


Why is he so aggressive? Like it's not just smashing, it's like complete destruction.
How many views do you think each of these videos have in average?
Each of the videos we've shown you have been seen over a million times each.
And they own their own channel on YouTube that only puts up videos like this.
Does that surprise you?
Why do you think a lot of people would wanna watch this? Why is it so popular?
What do you think the name of the channel is?
Have you ever gone up to YouTube and looked up a how to video?
Now I'm gonna show you now how, when you search for each of these videos on YouTube, how these videos would then just show up in the search results.
You search for it, and it looks like it's the thing you're looking for, and then it's not. Is that okay?
And finally we have something to offer to you. 
What do you wanna do with that egg?






The sound file to the video: https://soundcloud.com/barbara-bujt-s/jims-watch

Homework:
Write down how you imagined the melon story when you only heard the sound.





:D So in this situation you'd be very scared, you'd run back t the hotel reception and ask the receptionist for help.
He would call a security guard, who would ask you what made you so scared. He would go to that corridor, but wouldn't see anyone.  He would tell you to go back and not to worry. Then you'd go back and the girl would be there again!! Now you would rush home right away!